16 5 / 2013
They grow a microgram every time a man acts like a shithead to a woman he doesn’t know.
14 4 / 2013
If your workout isn’t working, shave your body hair into ab lines. If you don’t have enough body hair to make that convincing, use eyeshadow.
31 12 / 2012
“Did he just threaten to abscond with my dental work?”
“Looks that way.”
“Yeah, it does. Well, I might’ve let him if he knew the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re.’ Not really, but… yeah.”
