08 11 / 2013

Main Profile Photo: “Oh, you’re cute!”
Deeper in Profile Photos: “…for a racist.”

Let’s cuddle under a smallpox blanket, but minus the part where I cuddle with you.

07 11 / 2013

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07 11 / 2013

Wanna come back to my mom’s basement and see my sword collection?

Wanna come back to my mom’s basement and see my sword collection?

06 11 / 2013

Done! I’m staying home alone to eat chocolate in my Wonder Woman bodysuit.

Done! I’m staying home alone to eat chocolate in my Wonder Woman bodysuit.

05 11 / 2013

Why a four course meal? Are there three other pitbulls you don’t have in your user icon?

Why a four course meal? Are there three other pitbulls you don’t have in your user icon?

04 11 / 2013

04 11 / 2013

Your sexist joke just made up my mind about you.

Your sexist joke just made up my mind about you.

04 11 / 2013

Who wants to be a free hooker/maid!?

23 9 / 2013

Ill advised first messages.

Ill advised first messages.

19 9 / 2013

This is all from one login on Locals. #singleforlife